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Flight Information

Depart	-	AK 900 Tue, 16 May 2006 (KUL - DPS) 10:55 - 13:55
Return	-	AK 905 Fri, 19 May 2006 (DPS - KUL) 20:10 - 23:10

Hotel Information

Hotel	-	Taman Ayu Cottage Jl Petitenget Kerobokan,Kuta, Bali , 80361 Indonesia
Room Type	-	Standard

Package Price	RM	809.64
Taxes/Fees	RM	306.00
Total Amount	RM	1,115.64

p/s the price is for 2 adults...so divide half yourself

Petrunes Interview

Erm...yesterday I went for this Petrunes Recruitment Interview in my campus...I was told to be scheduled at 11a.m. I went there at 10.45am. To my surprise, my name was not on the list. And later they, the officers there, claimed that my name was in the 9am list...wtf....

but anyhow, they slotted me for a 12pm interview. I wasted 1 hour waiting. walan eh..How inefficient are they...

Then, I was given an article on Hunger Problem in this world. This is supposed to be a case study. I wondered why Petrenus allow people to bring in Dictionary? I din do so, but many candidates did, espcially the Ms. Anyway, they must have been hinted to do so in the sunday pre-interview talk. But why in the first place were we allowed to peek at dictionary, aren't us supposed to be tested? so what is this, open-book meh...obviously helping them lo...

Then after waiting for another 15 minutes, total 75 minutes wasted, I went into the interview room. The first task, discuss on the topic I was given earlier. To my surprise, that guy was too slow in taking notes of what I have mentioned...sigh...
and then his view on the topic is actually quite short...

I commented that the problem of hunger in Africa is due to politics bribery...He asked me how to solve this....Come on lar...even Badawi cannot ease the country's bribery lar...who am I so noble to come up with a good solution....tiu

Then, the 2nd task, role modelling, I was given a situation where I was the plant manager and my plant was found to be leaking toxic wastes to the nearby stream. The interviewer was the environmental department officer, he 'obviously' pushed me to answer that I am willing to close down the plant for 5 days loss of production for them to check out the plant. What I mean here is, when I first answered no, I would not close down the plant, he threatened me with closage of the plant if I was not willing to do so....blah blahblah...

further on, he took on the role as the mayor representative to ask me to supply the local residents with 5 tanker of fresh water since my plant was contaminating the stream....I suggested so many other solutions to him but he kept on rejecting on them...until I finally surrendered. The moment I surrendered, he closed on the topic and ended my interview.

What was he thinking in his mind, was the interview supposed to go in this way or was there some special order from his senior that he must do so to deter me from joining their company. Nobody knows...I really doubted my chance of getting the offer...haha

anyway, I went not because I wanted the job, but I wanted to see how things work there...blueh...truth cannot be hiddened forever....

By the way, I quickly surrendered to him because I did not want to affect my scheduled phone interview by Shell later at 1pm. luckily i made it...Their inefficient time and matters management system nearly costed me a place in Shell...fark..

RM359 package excludes flight

Bali Airasia

	Tue, 16/May/2006 Flight AK 900 10:55 Depart Kuala Lumpur (KUL) 13:55 Arrive Bali (DPS)

	Fri, 19/May/2006 Flight AK 905 20:10 Depart Bali (DPS) 23:10 Arrive Kuala Lumpur (KUL)

Going Out (V FARE) 1 Guest at 139.99 MYR 139.99 MYR Taxes and Fees ( details) 104.00 MYR
Coming Back (A FARE) 1 Guest at 119.99 MYR 119.99 MYR Taxes and Fees ( details) 59.00 MYR
Total Cost of Flight 422.98 MYR

Singapore Interview

Aiya...I was writing half way of my interview day in singapore...but who the hell would be interested in that....so i stopped and changed to this ...

Erm...I walked past the Causeway 2nd times in my life..because of the daily traffic jam...and I don't want to be late for the interivew...but anyway, some of the candidates took bus, I still have to wait for them when I reached Singapore custom..

Well..their office is in Gateway tower...very modern ...they just rent a floor lar...

After that, I got my SGD 10...which is the main attraction there...haha

My interview went pretty smooth...but when they asked me what is their core business...I answered I do not know....haha...very kao keong..

Anyway, they tried to explain their business to me...lor...there goes my interview..nothing special...but there is still a third round interview...which I wish they would give SGD 20 next time..greedy //

But one thing that I learnt from the ex-UTM student, who is also the Rig manager is that...he told me that....an 'Engineering Degree' is a brand...which proves you have logical thinking skills....wow....that flatters me...so nothing much technical was asked in fact....

Btw...I heard from my friend that there is a 4flat electrical guy among the candidates...anybody know him ar...4flat wor...wonder if he written his GPA or CPA..

Since I was the first one being interviewed, and have to wait until 6pm for the bus heading home, i decided to go back on my own...of course, I managed to do some window shopping at Bugis before going back..

Phew...this is how I earn my money today..

Refreshment paid by Tocean = SGD 10
Burger King = SGD 3.95(why no nit tax one)
SJE (Bugis to JB) = SGD 2.40
Causeway Link (JB to Pulai) = MYR 2.60
Total earnings = MYR 5.40 ....why so little one...

Next, I would like to review the difference between JB and Singapore...in next read lar...lazy now..

Pos Malaysia (2)

Walan eh....I was just informed of Chalmers that my IELTS test report was not sent in time....thus my application will not be further evaluated....

Tiu Pos Malaysia...cost me a place and lucrative scholsrhips.. stewpid...pay my money back...

Yahoo Pool

Ycloke did this to me....1Q清台鬼见愁。

No lar...no in 1Q...but he got me naked....on the pool la...

He scored whatever balls he could...haha

Read this Cari post..

JGL 685

seriously I do not know who is that...

MMU Robocon Please read this

First thing first, I did not mean to hurt/humiliate the robocon team of MMU. But they are some 'members/supporters' of MMU Robocon team keep on barking here...

Well...they claimed UTM cheated during Robocon...Therefore,

I welcome the real Robocon players to give your opinions here...

Others are welcomed as long as you have point...

Pointless shit...go hell...

Good news...UTM is sending 3 teams this year...see Robocon

Water polo - MMU Swimming Carnival 2006 (2)

Thank god my blog has been noticed and messaged has been passed.

MMU Cyberjaya has apologised to UTM Water polo team. They admitted it was their fault in delegating the task. They promised things would not repeat itself next year...er...in the future...

Since I have achieved my objective...I guess now its my turn to apologise back

• If I have embarassed anybody involved
  

• If I have dampened any organising committee's spirit.
  

• If I have angered/iritated anyone..
  

• I must admit I was very aggresive and unwise to do it this way, posting on cari and my blog etc...I bet things could have been done in a more friendly way if I was smarter...
  

I figured that it was just few rotten tomatoes that have caused this humiliating situation...In a nutshell, the organising committee has done a great job in holding the event...We would not have the chance to participate if not because their never-ending efforts...

I must apologise also because I must have taken this too seriously..not that we are going to be crowned eventually or what..but I have seen my teammates put in tonnes of efforts during training...sacrificing study times and their fair skin...we had to train at 3pm..imagine..I did not wish to see we losing out this way...that's why I came up with this stupid idea of posting it in my blog...

By the way, I forgot to thank Nelson, Eddy and Yitmeng for their kindness to fetch us around KL ...we had a lovely seafood dinner at Teluk Gong...A big thank you....

And many others who have helped us during the tournament...which I could not mention their names here..

Lastly, to MMU Cyberjaya swimming club president, Ms. Chiam, if i am not mistaken...for her open-to-critic mind. It was her who initiated the apology. If not, more heated debates would have taken place in this blog. At least my complaints have reached the right door.

But don't prejudice against us lar...kidding lar...I know you wont'...I will not be joining next year...graduating in less than 2 months time...haha...But I would take time to go and support you all if I am still here....

Last but not least, the tournament has given us many sweet moments minus those upsetting part....Thank you for organising...

MMU Swimming Carnival 2006

Sorry ya...I want to keep the comments....but i deleted the rules already.

Walan Eh 1

Ah Kong = Li Peng

3 Man = Hu Jintao (wah 2 presidents among us)

Gong Min = Hong Kam Poh.....haha

Wah di = Stephen Chow (He never get to be Andy Lau le)

Yuen Cher = Gong Li (har???)

Kok tong becomes US's secretary

Haha...leslie chung

Jacky Cheung = RQ

What the heck...megawati???? how the fark the do that?


more to come....in Walan Eh 2

Playing soccer with kids

Er...life gets 10 times boring when we have to sit for tests especially the 2-3days before the real thing comes, right?

All the while is reading and try our best to cramp all the information into the 'limited space' brain. This is worse when I have to a test which requires me to memorize er...like half of the book to be able to 'excel' in the test. Hey...I am not borned to be a Photocopy Machine ler...This is not the life I want...so

I decided to have a jog this evening, as usual. Then I bumped into these group of kids, age ranges from Primary 5 to Form 1 or Form 2 I guess, in the garden near my neighbourhood. And they had a football but were playing some games ....blah blahbah...cut short lar..

So, I asked them to play football with me lor...divided into 2 teams..and started playing...

At first, they are very disorganized, kicked the ball hard and ball flied around. Then, I introduced them the proper passing and some basic tactics, although I myself are not a pro of it.

Then, things get better. They were more organized attacking and defending. Goals scored and everybody was happy.

Well, it might be nothing much if you score against some little kids. But what I gained from playing with them is that ...

• I could temporarily forget about my tests, thesis or whatever that was nagging me whole day.

• Watching those kids grow, participate and cooperate well is so much an achievement...ceh....

• Stop them from playing more online games...dota..haha....used up their energy and get them to bed early...haha

• Passing on my knowledge, er...not in football lar, I am never good in it, but in terms of sportsmanship. Learn how to celebrate victory, (Hey, I even taught to shake hands after the match le)....How to handle defeats optimistically...How to comply to games rules while enjoying the game....Who knows...these kids can one day..be engaged in some really BIG games...and that time, they can apply what I injected in their little minds..haha...sound very noble...

What I appreciate most is that with them engaged in healthy sports, rather a online games nerd, I guess at least they won't suffer from obesity....haha

[轉貼]中国外交部一次让日本人看了吐血的答记者问!

日本记者问：请问您对保钓人士烧毁日本国旗如何评价？
孔泉答：我们注意到此事,北京市环保部门已经对上述人士在北京市区焚烧垃圾,造成市区空气污染进行调查。按北京市有关焚烧垃圾的处理规定,可能会处以较高金额的罚款。我们建议并呼吁,以后不得随意焚烧此类垃圾,应在专门的垃圾处理场所处理这样的垃圾物品。

日本记者:你们中华网上还有人说我们的神社是神厕,真是太过分了!
孔泉:我没有看到相关的报道,但我感到困惑的是:不是厕所,你们首相天天去干吗?

日本记者:我抗议你污蔑我们的神社!
孔泉说：那位日本记者,请你站起来说话。

小日本：我是站着!
孔泉说：对了我忘了,日本人站着跟我们中国人坐着差不多。

Kena Yam 5 (MSLL)

This one I beh tahan somebody..so I write..(beh tahan=can't stand/bear)

So MSLL (Everybody knows who he is lar..) borrowed soccer boots from Q for his Chinese Cup match...

Two weeks after the tournament,

Q : Hei..MSLL...where is my boot?

MSLL : (Searching) Eh...Don't have ler...maybe dog eats it lar...

Q : Then how ar?

MSLL : Don't worry...I will pay you back lor...How much is your boot?

Q : Er...RM 30 only...but you pay half enough lar...RM15 (Q is very generous)

MSLL : OKOK...


After TWO blardy years..while eating dinner at Dragon Village...

WS : Hei...has this MSLL given you back the money?

Q : No ler...

WS : KNN...so long liao ler...never mind I SMS him...

Tutu....here comes the SMS...MSLL read it and looked around...then continued eating with his friend's sister....you know him lar..

WS : (Kek sei)


That night, on MSN...WS jioed all his friends to put the same title...to help RQ get back his money lor...

WS wrote : Please return RQ boot ler...

KKK wrote : jin gy! owe people thing dun wan to pay a! KNN

Ycloke wrote : boot...boot...where is my boot...i miss my boot...adidas limited edition

Sootong wrote : Where is RQ shoe?...someone borrow and missing it like nothing..

I wrote : You Know Who...Please return RQ boot ler..



And then you guess what did the KNNBCCB MSLL wrote in his fucking MSN:

MSLL : moneyface..moneyface


KNNBCCB...MTCH....where got people like this "thick face" one...still dare to scold people money face...CCB....owe people thing must pay back ler...don't bully RQ just because he is nice...

KNN....RQ lives on PTPTN also ler...like the MCB you also...don't say you are not responsible for losing the boots...it was the knn you who lost it...at your own farking house....ccb....

and now still say us money face....ccb....

I warned you...if you dun pay it soon....I guarantee your big photo on my fucking blog....

欠鞋不赔, 天打雷劈

Oyeah...bosses out there....Do you dare to hire such dishonest employee..?

Kena Yam 4 (Football Chuan)

Fresh news...about Football Chuan..(later known as FB Chuan)

1st - during class...dunno which lecture lar...

3Man asked FB Chuan to write down his Chinese name...
then 3 Man added in some ugly question "XXX,FB Chuan ask you when is your safety period"

Of course, FB Chuan saw it and tore it before being passed around to the girl...

Phew...(Can't understand why 3Man so curious about girl's period?)


2nd - FB Chuan has nothing much to do..so he jio us to play futsal at Kempas..
(jio=invite)

5p.m. - We (First car, total 2 cars going) reached there and warmed up there
(after 30 minutes)

5.30p.m. - Second car reached...started playing...(KNN...supposed to start at 5pm le)

Worst is yet to come...

6.30p.m. - Finished playing...booked the court for one hour only mar...

6.40p.m. - Third car came....Ei...who is that....o...Ipoh guys....

Ipoh Guys : Eh...Finished liao ah?

FB Chuan : Ask you 5pm come...you now baru arrived..

Ipoh Guys : (Pade Muka= tai sei)

FB Chuan : Never mind...take your boots...we go eat dinner...


3rd - Dinner time...near Kempas also

5 Guys : Eh...Go and order 5 Kuey Teow Sup for us...

FB Chuan : Okok...

5 minutes later...

FB Chuan : Hei...I ordered 2 Mee+Meehon, 2 Mee, 1 Kuey Teow...

5 Guys : Why? What you order?

FB Chuan : Laksa lar...

Me : What...Laksa...you dunno I am sick ar...Yam Me ah

4 Guys : Ok lor...Yam Us..Kuey Teow Sup /= Laksa Meehoon ler..


Oya...forgot to mention...FB Chuan jioed his 2 Ipoh Friends to eat dinner at Kempas with soccer boots...haha

Petonas Recruitment Joke

Hei...I guessed many of our coursemates were invited to attend Petonas Interview next week...let's me tell you the truth first..

Actually there are 3 kinds of situation after the interview.

1st - Your interview was unsuccessful. (you failed the interview)

2nd - You have passed the interview as a reserve (If somebody reject the offer, then they will take you)

3rd - You have passed the interview. Given an offer letter which doesn't state where you will be posted in, what position you will work as nor how much are you paid. But only ask you to send your transcripts after you have graduated. (Literally means that if by that time, they have recruited enough of Malays, they won't take you...haha)

So...what do you think? Is it worth to wait for their offer.....i suggest land your hope other place lar...

They might just pretend to have a multi-racial interview...but you know lar...

One more thing,

My friend, S is on the list too, his CGPA is 'ngam ngam' 3.50. But the thing is there are still a bunch of malays after him on the list..

Don't tell me so ngam there are so many people 3.50CGPA o...

Obviously they have lower the par for Malays lor..i guess maybe to 3.0 only...you know their standard lar..

Fucking hell...why are my chinese friends denied of these chances? (those with CGPA <3.50)>..multi-racial country wor....tiuniaseng...Stop your fucking 'promoting mutli-racial harmony' advertisement during CNY and HARI RAYA next time...

Stop ACting....

AFter so much, do you think it is worth working for Petronas? Do you think there is a future there?

Anyway...look for other Oil n Gas....like How Yuencher succeed in Schlumberger...

Congratulations to him here.....(First person in SMM to land an Oil n Gas Job.)

Friend's lecturer

This is a story told by my friend..about her lecturer lar..

1st - during PSM presentation

AB : Eh...How you get this data ?

AB : Low good or High Good?

Student : (Speechless)

AB : (Checked back) O....sorry har...

Student : (Kek sei) kek = hold the gas, sei =die, kek sei = hold the breath until die


2nd - During lecture..AB is teaching Biosensor..

AB's is writing some notes on the white board and his students are copying...

Friend : Eh...Dr..My sensor can't sense your handwriting ler..

AB : Laugh...

After half an hour of copying,

Students : Aiyo...Penat o...

AB : (Pretend not to hear it, continue copying)

Students : (Fed up and gave up copying)

AB : (Mumbled to himself, checked his watch) Aiyo...you all tak penat, I pun nak berhenti la..I sudah penat...


3rd - Taking notes

Students : Dr..tak boleh nampak tulisan le...

AB : Siapa suruh kamu duduk belakang...ur problem....mata ada masalah..

Students : Kek sei again...


4th - PSM meeting

AB : (Quarrel with his wife on the handphone) <>?#$@$^&^&*%

Student : Eh...Dr...gaduh ar?

AB : Yala...dia sendiri yang cari pasal...(dia = his wife)

Student : (Whispered) Siao...

How effective is FKM MPM?

Hey...i guess those who attend Salman Leong CM class faced this problem...

Hot...air-cond malfunctioned....and 3 hours sitting in the stupid room...unbearable..

Then, just now I passed by MPM notice board and got this MPM number there..

So, I sent an SMS to tell him about the problem..

C25-419 air-cond has not functioned for almost a month. Please inform this to the faculty. Thank you.

This is how he replied,

Thanks 4 ur information. Actually I have discuss this prob with our dean. Maybe it take times to repair it. Anyway thanks..(",)

So, What do think?

How long will it take to repair that stupid aircond...?

Or our Dean would prefer to clean those windows and roofs, trim those trees, repaint those bricks......

Take care of your students' basic needs first...

Let's see how fast can this problem be fixed? and how effective is the MPM-hotline?

haha...

Supportive Signal

I wonder why I claimed myself to be super busy with 2 tests and assignments to be passed up next week and I still farking craps here...

This story happens when I was in KL..but I m not writing about myself...but my housemates..

One day...4 of my housemates were eating at Dragon Village one evening

E : Not enough ler...want to add Rice ah?

Q : Ok ah...order one and share lor...

C & S : I Don't want..

E : (Jostled the waiter, and while waiting the waiter to arrive changed his mind) Abo, why don't we add Eggs or some Vegetables lar...

Q n others : (Kept quiet)

E : (Misunderstood that Q has given his 'supportive signal=OK')

and then the waiter arrived...

E : So...want egg or vegetables?

Q n others : Don't want...

Silence for 20 seconds...

Waiter : Woi....you play me ar?

E : Sorry sorry....

later....

E : Why you give me supportive signal just now? I thought you agreed ler..

Q : No ah...I didn't..maybe u misunderstood le...

Busy

Hometown Moonlight is shiner than Skudai's?

Today, my housemate, Q was seen hurrying up and down the stairs.

Me : Hey, Where are you going?

Q : O…going back hometown..

Me : What! This hour, today? You have nothing to do meh?

Q : Got..that’s why going back hometown lo…

Me : Huh?

Q : No lar…My house got Saw, Drill and Glue mar…Here don’t have..

Me : FKM Lab don’t have meh?

Q : Got..but have to wait for those KNN technicians…pek chek

Off he goes….later during my conversation with his roomie, E.

E : Ei….Q went back hometown wor

Me : Yeah…I know..

E : He said here don’t have saw, drill and glue…

Me : Yeah lar…siao one..

E : He said Glue here bo lat….hometown one baru wu lat…

Me : Hahaha…

E : Or he himself can’t produce such high quality GLUE gua…

Lyrics...I lazy to go to the website and see everytime..so put it here lor..

My housemate got naked in front of my SEG HWA senior

Here is a story about my housemate, Q roomate, lets call him E.

This E, he has a ligament problem with his leg. He is regular customer of Muar hospital lor. Then that day, he went there to ask details about his operation of his leg..

He waited a while then a Chinese Young Lady Doctor came and took his medical reports and asked him to go into the consulation room lor..

This is the first time he was examined by a non-MALE-n-OLD doctor, so he got very excited..

Doctor : Hey...how is your leg? Come let me check, take off your pants.

E : (He thought no examination was needed that day, so he 'gatal butt' and wore a long pants that day) Is it necessary? I came just to ask about my operation wor.....

gatal butt = hiao kah ch'ng (hokkien)

Doctor : Yes...I need to examine mar...

E : (Taking off his pants and covering his 'little brother' with his hands and extending his leg for examination) Bo bien..(Hey...he is still wearing his underwear lar)

Imagine how the situation is like....first time naked in front a young pretty chick about his age wor....(luckily he din erect ...haha)

So that is the medical consultation lo...then my fren came back to Skudai...and told me the story

Me : Hey...how's ur leg?

E : Blah blah blah (Talking about his experience lor)

Me : So..who is the young doctor? Pretty or not?

E : Pretty lar....er....her surname is Chew ah...

Me : What...Chew May Yean ah?

E : Yeah...how come you know?

Me : (Laughed for 30 seconds first) well...she is my SEG HWA senior ler....and yes...she is damn pretty...

E : O shit....I GOT NAKED IN FRONT OF MELVIN's SENIOR...there goes my virginity...

p/s. That doctor is really my ex-classmate's sister, who studied in the same school as me....SEG HWA....this world is very small.....

Lesson learnt : Don't wear a fucking long pants if you want to have the doctor examine any body parts below your waist....haha

Cari Jokes

I got these jokes from cari.com, share it here..and hell...I can read and write chinese one ler..I m not a knn banana...

1
话说当年老马提倡向东学习,工程部长山煤伪乳就拜访了日本的工程部长.看见日本部长的住家宏伟极了,就向他请教.日本部长就说:“你看见那座桥了吗?”山煤答见到了. 日本部长答:“我抽了那桥经费的10%”山煤若有所悟地点点头.

多年后, 日本部长来马拜访山煤,发觉山煤的住家竟比自己的宏伟十倍.佩服之尽,向山煤请教. 山煤问:“你看见那那座桥了吗?” 日本部长答没. 山煤说:“那就对了.”

2
有一年，美国在的考古学家在地底下挖到了一段上千年历史的电话线，就对外宣布：美国在一千年前已有了电话

俄罗斯不甘心，就照着挖，结果挖着了一段上千年历史的光纤，就对外宣布：俄罗斯在一千年前已有了光纤科技

马来西亚本着“很能,总能”的精神,也跟着挖,挖了很深却什么都没有, 就对外宣布: 美俄算舍,我们早在一千年前就用无线电了!!

3
三个好朋友,刚好华巫印三族,在出外游玩的路程发生意外,送入医院时已被宣告死亡.但一天后印人竟复活,医生问情形, 印人说死神认为他们阳寿未尽,只须罚款 50令吉就可复活. 医生问为舍只他一人回来, 答曰:“哦,华人还在讨价还价,马来人呢,在等政府帮他缴钱.”

4
看得見拿不到的錢有三種
一 冥紙
二 大富豪棋的鈔票
三 政府给于华小的拨款

5
一家模特儿训练所里,一个丑女前来报名,负责人就婉拒说: “模特儿都得当一些企业的代言人,所以外表很重要，你不是很适合.” 丑女听后大怒：“你是开老娘玩笑?那山煤为什么又能当上大道代言人呢?”

6
某天，巫统会长、马华会长，国大党会长...等国阵大官一起参加一个会议，结果发生连环车祸，送至医院急救，记者们闻风赶至医院 .... 稍久，医生出来了，记者忙着问“医生！医生！巫统会长有救吗？” 医生沮丧的摇摇头说：“唉..没救了...”记者又问：“医生！医生！马华会长有救吗？” 医生又沮丧的摇摇头说：“唉...也没救了...” 记者就问：“那...到底谁有救？” 医生精神一振说：“大马有救了！”

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一天，一辆房车载着部长们欲往某处开会，不幸在大道翻车，正在路边农田里干活的老农民看见这情景，就赶到出事地点，可是车上的人都死光了，于是他挖了一个 土坑，把几个部长都埋了。过了几天，警察找到那个老农民，问他那几个政客到哪里去了，老农民说己经埋了，警察赶紧追问：“他们都死了吗？” 老农回答说：“嗯～我看到拉肥瘩在我埋她的时候大叫说她还没死。” 警察说：“那你怎么也把她埋了？ “老农说：“你知道的嘛～这个婆娘从不说实话 .”

Monday Marathon

Have you ever tried this before?

8.30a.m. - Brief breakfast (Milo + Oat), brush teeth....etc...pangsai..

9.00a.m. - Take data for Condition Monitoring Assignment

11.00 a.m. - Management Class...

12.00 p.m. - Lunch (Wang Lai)

1.10 p.m. - Reached Home....Bathed....Unload and reload (Books lar)

2.00 p.m. - Condition Monitoring (3 hours lecture)

5.00 p.m. - Italian

7.15 p.m. - Rushed home, Tapao on the way, Quick Bath, Eat the tapao food.

7.45 p.m. - Go to campus again

8.00 p.m. - German

10.10 p.m. - Reached home (KNN si beh tired...)

10.42 p.m. - Writing this blog

So...it was at least 13 hours I had to focus my mind on doing something.....that is how my 'Marathon' Monday goes.....everyweek......

The feeling is not good at all.....don't try that....but hell...that's how working life going to be......sigh...

Kena Yam 3 (Tapao)

This tapao story just happened this afternoon. Here is how it goes...

My housemate,Q has got to fetch his roomate who is returning from Muar at Putri. So I asked him to tapao for me lo. Then he went out.

15 minutes later, another housemate, S came down.

S : Hei...eat lunch lo.

Me : I asked Q to tapao liao...you SMS him to tapao also lar...

S : Aiya...never mind lar...I eat with C.

Then suddenly he got a SMS..

(photo courtesy from ahpompom aka the olympusian....)

Q : Hey...do you want me to tapao for you?

S : (Since Q is so sincere, and thinking of not good to reject his offer..then) Yes...thank you..

Half an hour later, Q came back with his roomate and 1 packet of food..

Q : Naa, here is your food...

Me : Thank you....(Start eating lunch)

S : Why about me? I replied your SMS right?

Q : (Taking out his handphone)..O....sorry...I was busy chatting with my roomate...sorry le..din notice your reply.

S : KNN.....Yam me...

Diary

Hello...its 1.46a.m. and I am still awake writing this blog...

I would like to er...summarise my 5 years of university life...here...

First year -
First time came to UTM...MHS was disappointing. So I decided to sneak through the back door of KSDS and hop on a bus to larkin and took a bus back to Segamat from there...Real hide and seek.....But I think I have missed the funniest part of once in life MHS lo...

Got introduced to university lecture style....Sounds very interesting..but everybody was very 'kan jeong'

God...I think this is taking me one whole week to write....(To b continued)

Cause of Cancer

I read from my friend's blog that if I want to push up my adsense revenue...i need to insert a few key words in my craps..

So...I am going to try it out...with this topic...cancer..

Do you know that asbestos used in most European house to insulate heat will actually cause lung cancer if not handled appropriately...?

Do you know if you worked in a glass manufacturing factory...MSG...the silica that exists in the environmnet will cause lung cancer in long term. (O god...i worked in AJIYA Safety Glass for 3 months ler...die)

Do you know if you worked for Genting Sanyen, they will pay your mortage loan interest for you...sound interesting ho?

Hei..I am just crapping here...real craps...ignore me...

Have you ever....

Have you ever...

Received calls for interview and 2 days later, the company called you back and asked you no need to come for interview....(Exxon Mobil did that to me..haha)

Drove up to KL for an interview, and the moment you reached KL, the company called and informed you that they just found out that you are graduating in May, but their programme would start in March.....(Genting Finance did that to me..)

Felt betrayed by your idiot groupmates during interview and very upset about it...but still can proceed to next round of the interview....and the idiot got in also.....(Schlumberger did that to my friend)

Overslept and missed an interview but the company still asked you to come back the same afternoon......(Genting Sanyen Paper did that to sootong)

Wanted a keychain so much and pretended that you interested to join the company and gave them your resume.....(many coursemates did that to MISC and Sime Darby)

Wanted a keychain so much after you submitted your resume, but that farking company forgot to give you their keychain, and you "unintentionally" reminded them to do so...(Yeow Choon did that to MISC and SimeDarby)

Asked the penang based company to open a branch in Johor so that you can work in Johor...(RQ but actually he told the interviewer He preferred to work in Johor only lar...those are my opinions)

Questioned by the interviewer about some technical stuffs which you couldn't remember well and answered back : "If you studied Solidworks few years back and not practising it you also dunno lar".....(si beh heong.... dunno who did that to SONY, still looking for this fella,,,any hints..??? I found it....LapuKia)

Approached by somebody you have never talked to in 5 years and suddenly MSN you asking you some technical questions and said good bye after that.....(pity you)

Never attend any interview before career fair and get this in 3 days..
- Confirm offer from AE with monthly salary of RM1600
- Waiting for third interview from Panasonic
- Waiting for second interview in Penang Seagate
- Interview by Bosch
- Interview by Venture
- Called for interview by Genting Sanyen but too tired to go after so many interviews..
(Andy Lau lar...kim ma lun jin leng mar)

Kena Yam 2 (Lecturer)

This happened during an economic lecture.

Bunch of friends were obviously bored of the lecture and busy chatting with each other.
Out of a sudden, the lecturer ki siao and caught my friend talking.

Lecturer : Hey...You .....What was the last phrase I said?

Friend : Er...You were asking me :"What was the last phrase I said" lor

Class : Laugh like hell

Lecturer : Pretend nothing happened. (He wanted to trap my friend and eventually kena Yam balik)

However, I respect my friend to be brave enough to give such an answer.

By the way, I heard he answered this to a recruiter.

Recruiter : Why do you think I should hire you?

Friend : Because 10 companies are begging me to work for them...

OIl & Gas

Out of boredom, I decided to crap on this topic..Oil & Gas...haha

I was surprised to know that actually many of my coursemates are actually deeply interested to work in Oil & Gas industry.

Oil & Gas has been known for its boring offshore assignments, where you have to leave your family and your 'land' life..(I think it is okay for singles....but how many wives or girl friends out there would rather not having their male counterparts to be with them all the time...especially when they are upset with something..PMS ...haha)

Well, technology wise, I bet you can come into contact with many state-of-the-art technologies, which will make yourself more marketable, (of course, if you master them lar)

Hehe...money wise, Oil & Gas generally pay well. I guess that is the main reason why so many of us are attracted to it. But hell, I read on newspaper the other day that Malaysia will be out of oil by 2010 (4 n half years from now) if there is no new oil site explored/discovered. Hehe...4 n half years only ler...after that, I guess we will have to go to Nigeria lor...

Because of intense competition, most of the Oil & Gas companies will have to 'create' their recruitment day to 'torture' (eh..no lar) to select the best candidate....

From my experience, ceh...actually it was my seniors'...who went to the Final Round of Shell Recruitment Day...he was actually competiting with Cambridge master holder and MIT PhD...haha...of course..he din get the offer..

Schlumberger...many have gone through that...first round...I guess many doubt how are the interviewer judge whether he/she is good enough to go into the 2nd round...by what...3 minutes pick-and-talk?? haha...but congratulations to those who have made it to the 2nd round....good luck..

So...that shows exactly how difficult it is to enter into the field...unless

Here is the darkiest side of the field...well, i would say everywhere in Malaysia...

If you know someone 'inside', don't care if it is your uncle, aunt, cousin, friends, seniors, or your sister's friend's husband's nephew...just ask them to farking recommend you...trust me...it will make your life easier...

Somebody told me that, one can actually 'shortcut' to the final round and easily get employed from there...see...how easy hor..

You may ask how unfair this world is, but that is the truth of life...

Some may claim it is 'their networking capabilities'...well...

To those who has no (networking lar), please don't give up trying, even if there is the quota thing, you will finally get it some day...

Don't blame God for being unfair...God provides everything you need...

(I am not a Christian)

Job openings

Ajiya Roofing Sdn. Bhd.

Location : Segamat, Johor

Position : Mechanical Engineeer

Task : Design, Fabricate and Maintenance

Fresh graduates or experienced engineers are encouraged.

Salary : Around 2k (if I am not mistaken)

Advantage : Can buy company share....haha
Segamat is a good place to live in..

Contact Number : 07-943 4211

Laptop

now see this...laptop

技不如人就不好发烂渣！

I planned to write this morning after watching the match..but I was too tired...

Anyone who was lucky enough to catch the match of the season I guess will agree to what I am going to say here..

Jose Moerinho
could be seen very furiuos over some referee's decisions, but said nothing about Terry's dive for penalty and Gudjohnsen's fake action that caused Puyol a place in the next round.

Lionel Messi
Obviously opted out of the match to protect his leg...maybe Morinhou gave instructions to have his leg broken...(fat lan za!)...How could you treat a teenager like that....

Joe Cole
The only useful or productive Chelsea player in that match...

Arjen Robben
This kid is KNNBCCB....he can do nothing other than (fat lan za!)

Ronaldinho
His masterpiece shown his determination for last year revenge....Good Job...

Makelele
He is the dirtiest of all, ok lar....understandable for his position lar

Terry
England best defender....fumbled over by Ronaldinho just like that...England world cup dream again...

Samuel Eto'o
Have you seen how many tackles he was receiving? He was very active and created many chances for Barca....deserved to be nominate for World Player

Crespo
King of Offside who never admits he did, still dare to doubt the Linesman's decision

Ok lar ...lazy liao...

What I trying to say here is that...

Chelsea...please keep your dirty tactics/tackling at home....don't spoil the game...
This is not good at all for the game...The world is very much lack of a real team like Barcelona...don't use your tackles trying to break people legs....

Jose...don't blame yourself for that lost...its not your fault not having Ronaldinho or Messi on your starting lineup..haha...and don't try to manipulate the referee...

Sportsmanship is getting scarce in today's sport....This is happening among us also....
(You know who lar)...

技不如人就不好发烂渣！

Malaysia in Ang Mo's mind

This story happened when my brother chatted with a French family during his Alps trip..yeah ...he went skiing..

French said :

When I think of Malaysia, well, you are so rich of oil and you dig it and sell at a good price, and then go build those tall tall buidlings and having heavy corruptions in the process..

Malaysia is like the next pharoah generation (Egypt), althought country might be rich, and dedicated all the money to build pyramids..

So folks, this is how Ang Mo thinks about Malaysian Government..
(Hey, I am a patriotic person as long as the government actions is not dumb)

The second conversation took place between my brother and his economic lecturer (British).

Lecturer:

I respect the Malaysian economy, as in those controlled by chinese....
I would say it is very very competitive to start a successful entreprenuer there in Malaysia...coz they have very talented and dedicated people...compared to UK and the states..

However, I would advise you not to look into opportunities in Malaysia, hehe...will only make your lives hard..cause the Malaysian Chinese always fought hard, and whatevert they have got hold of, they won't throw it away easily...

I said:

So you see, that's why so many Chinese can afford a Merz or BMW in small towns like Segamat or Muar...they are not even highly educated, but they have a shrewd mind and very dedicated in providing a comfortable and better lives to their families...

But still many people are calling chinese 'kiam siap' (stingy), that is because they don't understand how hard had they gathered the fortunes.

Next time you see people driving Merz AMG, don't envy him, you can be driving one one day if you put in as much efforts....

SEG HWA F6 class

After 23 years applying...finally, my secondary school, SEG HWA can have their own F6 class....science stream some more...

WOW...this is such a Great news or relief to many Seg Hwa kids....as least for me....

before this, my school SPM leavers would be channelled to another 'prominent' high school in Segamat, where many Seg Hwa kids are reluctant to do so, including myself...hehe...but hell...that High School produce lots of Straight As students also...just that I bueh tahan their management style which is different from Seg Hwa....haha

23 years applying, imagine...now I am 22 years old...and rejected 5 times...only now they approved and i am graduating from university soon....irony

Well, I wonder what is the government thinking, now that many of the good results students will opt for matriculation..then they release the license now...how many of us missed that chance....But still a good news to those who are not fortunate enough to get in the matriculation, do STPM in Seg Hwa...and if you are a sportsman, play for 2 more years ler...haha

Good luck to my juniors, now you all can stay in the same environment for 2 more years... I can't say whether this is good or bad for you...but Seg Hwa is always a good place to study...yeah...forget those Gangsters...

Thanks to those dedicated and determined fighters....thank you for sacrificing so much for the sake of others education...A Big Thank you.

Wide Usage of Credit Card

One fine day, my friend has been invited to hike Gunung Tahan during semester break lor..so he decided to buy a good Back Pack. The plan was however been cancelled due to some UTM idiot's decision to shift the semester break to CNY. Who wanna to go hiking on the First day of CNY..KNN....(All this happened after he bought the backpack...mcb)

Back to our story, so my friend went to Singapore Army Market with two other pals.
They listened to some friend's advice and hopped off at the Bugis MRT Station.
Here is the conversation with the officer in the Bugis Junction.

Friend : Hello, how can I get to the army market ah?

Guard : O...you (blah blah blah). Some distance lar..

Friend : Ok...thank you so much.

Then they continued to walk in the directions given. 5 minutes later, they stopped again and asked.

Friend : Hello, how can I get to the army market?

Autie : (Selling Ice-Cream)O...very far ler...you go this way this way..

Friend : OK..(starting to feel cheated)

But they still go on, and on their way, they stopped like 6-7 times to ask (I would say confirm) if their direction was correct.

Mana tahu, it started to rain ...heavily...but this did not dampen their spirit...They continued their journey somehow

After around 30-40 minutes walking in the rain, finally they reached the Army Market. (feel pity for them right?)

They dried themselves using limited supplies of tissue. (Well, imagine you are soaked to the skin and expect the shop to welcome you meh)

They then went scouting around for the backpack. Then they reached one shop, and asked for a famous brand Deuter. Then this uncle showed them lor..

Uncle : naa, this is Deuter lor..many sizes..but many youngsters come here and ask for Deuter. Fine, it is famous lo, but Uncle hor, want to recommend other good brand also.

Friend : O..ok...(then followed the Uncle to see other brands)

Uncle : This one made in Germany one, its a new brand lar, called Vaude, but it is very good ler...you can try...see which one suits you.

Uncle : However, Uncle ka lu kong hor (want to tell you), actually everybody body posture and size is different, so you must try every single one and buy the one suits you most.

Friend : True...(Trying every single available Vaude backpack in that shop)

Anyway, this step took almost an hour, comparing each backpack, some what like SWOT analysis.

Uncle : So...this is the one you like lar..OK...let Uncle gives you a discount price...I guarantee you this is the cheapest price. (Punching his calculator)

Friend : Heherm, count a cheaper price ler..

Uncle : Naa, very cheap, SGD 180 only..

Friend : Ok lar...I am paying by credit card...Visa..

Uncle : A...pay by credit card ah...wait I ask my son come..

Son : (Checking my credit card) This one Visa ler, pa, we can only accept Nets..

Uncle : You don't have Nets meh...

Friend : (What the heck is Nets) Don't have ler...I am from Malaysia.

Uncle : Er...or you pay by cash lar..SGD 180 only mar

Friend : I only have around SGD 10 ler..Malaysian money also not much..I thought Visa is accepted worldwide mar

Uncle : Or you go ATM machines lar..there is one bank nearby...Maybank

Friend : Er....I scared my card being confisticated ler...Here is Singapore ler...no MEPS one ler...

Uncle : Like this ah, aiya...how ar...

Friend : Bo bien lo, er, why don't I come back 2 weeks later, I will be here for CNY shopping also...I guarantee you I want to buy that bag one..

Uncle : Ok lar...but i cannot guarantee you this bag will be still here ..

The above conversation took almost another hour. So, my friends are there for 2 hours ler...

Guess what are the two friends of my friend doing while? Fine..one is interested also, so can be forgived lar..but the other one is so pity,

He is so desperate to find a stool or whatever heck that he can put his butt on. He stood there for 2 hours ler...listening to all these craps...so sorry for him...

So...finally, they went out of the shop without any money spent..

Here is the most hillarious thing about my friend, He saw another brand in another shopping complex later, which was giving good discounts also...And he KNN bought that bag ler...

Haih...feel so bad for that poor Uncle, for his 2 hours non-stopping and good service...poor him..

BTW...those who knows me and my friends well will know who is the mutta farking bitch lar...haha

Skipping Condition Monitoring

So this is a story about condition monitoring....

One afternoon, a sunny one, I don't know why the farking not functioning Air-Cond in the c25-419 is unattended yet. And still so many claimed they are the Air-Cond specialist in FKM.

But that is not the main point today, so the weather is hot and the air-cond is not functioning. Plus 'you know who' lecture is boring to 'not so keen on learning kid' like myself. and his 8000 times so-on.

So, my friend was getting bored and went back lor...of course, half way through the lecture lar...

And guess what, his motor tyre punctured half way, and he has to push it for how long i can't remember.

Lesson learnt : Don't skip Condition Monitoring

The Myth

There is a myth in 11, Pulai 56.

If he do his laundry (wash his clothes lar..), the rain will fall...(erm..I would say 80% of the time)

Luckily, he only do his laundry once a week lar..

The scenario is..whenever he finished his laundry (basically is the washing machine job lar), the rain will fall either before or after he hangs out his clothes or

There is once, last year i think, the rain continue falling for a week or even more than that....and guess what...that is after he hangs out his laundry lor...

I guess many of you remember that 'disaster' when you can't have your undergarments dried quick enough...hehe..yeah...that is the time..

Anyway, today his myth was broken by his roomate. Past the curse.......

Restricted Passport

For your information, if you are holding restricted passport (Malaysia-Singapore), you can only use the passport until 30th JUNE 2006.

Which means that starting on 1st July 2006, you have to use a Malaysia International Passport if you want to go to Singapore/abroad.

However, an International Passport is costing me RM300. The process took only 1 day if you do it at the JB Imigration Office.

Hei...what about my restricted passport which is valid until Dec 2008? I read from the STAR that if I make an Internatioanal Passport, I can 'redeem' or get a refund of RM2.50 per year left on my restricted passport.

I have 2 and a half years more for my restricted passport so I can claim back RM5???? And I have to fork out another RM295 ler...

Why can't it be at least Rm30 per year ler? Since we are paying RM 150 for that restricted passport.

I respect your highness' decision to standardize all passport to only Malaysia Passport. But you should consider the consequences. What is the different between you and those 'con-man'?

Yeah...I guess the difference is that you are the MF-government and they are not.

You are supposed to take care of the citizens' welfare and not cheating our hard-earned money..

Malaysia Boleh!!! Haih...

Lionel Messi

I was reading the STAR friday football pullout when I came across this article. Lionel Messi, or Leo, was suffering from some hormone deficiency and his height was only 1.37m(4ft6in) when he was signed by Barcelona. However, he needed some expensive injection to enable him growing to normal height which his Argentine Club could not afford during the economic crisis then, but Barcelona could manage. However, I bet it was the largest ever decision he had got to make then. Well, imagine you are very talented(genius-kid) and your parents are sending you to Harvard/Oxbridge when you are 13 years old. Eventually he took up the deal and went over to Spain. Due to his determination, hardwork and of course, his exceptional talents, he got promoted to the first team when he reached 17 (if i am not mistaken. I am sure everybody who watched his game against Chelsea would be enthralled by his skills right.

Hei..after so much craps...what I am trying to say here is that.....
We should never give up on what we believe or what we want to do..
even if circumstances make it so hard to continue what we are trying to achieve..

For example, Have you ever...

• Get frustrated over poor examination marks no matter how hard you have studied?

• Treated badly by some unfriendly yet unhelpful government staffs?

• Missed your target by just few inches?

• Tired of having to submit so many assignments and projects?

• Haha...get rejected when you tell a guy/gal that you fancy him/her?

the list can go on forever..

However, I believe that we should never give up, just try over and over again..and the moment you achieve it, you will be high on the sky...

Yeah...I understand that sometimes it is so freaking suffocating when we are faced with challenges. Well...remember LIFE IS NEVER EASY...

You have got to take the first step to succeed in life..

Oil Price Hike 3

The story is the aftermath of the recent oil price hike.

Friend : (Coming back from campus with a packet of food) Hee...smile..

Me : Hey, why you tapao bo jio? (tapao=bungkus, bo jio = do not ask along to do something together)

Friend : O..because of the expensive fuel, I have to do so...to save fuel ma...

Me : Huh??(Showing a confused look)

Friend : Aiya...I have to do so because the fuel price has increased and doing so(tapao while coming back from campus) save fuel...(which is quite true)

Me : O...never mind..

Hey, If you are expecting another jokes here, sorry that I have to let you down.....
THIS IS NOT ANOTHER JOKE.....but it is a very good practice, at least economic wise....

So, let's practice this together....and heed our Najib advice to CHANGE OUR LIFESYLE ...(due to some very unwise decisions of beloved Government)

Itu Tuhan punya Pasal

Recently, cracks have been found on several parts of MRR2 in KL..This is how the interview goes..

Reporter 1 : Hey, how come our bridges, roads, flyovers so easily get cracks..?

Reporter 2 : Don't Ministry of Works do enough research before they build the flyover?

Reporter 3 : Yeah lor...Ministry of Works should have hired engineers with Ivyleague or British Masters/PhD?

Reporter 4 : Hehe...or is it because of the material...not good enough is it...blame it on the supplier lar..

Sami : Aiyo....Itu semua Tuhan punya Pasal ler....Saya tak boleh buat apa... Maciam Shah Alam (Selangor Negeri Maju) banjir kilat pun Tuhan punya pasal, Maciam MRR2 pun saya ingat kena Tuhan buat 'suei' lar..Maciam KL hari-hari banjir kilat pun saya tak boleh buat apa...sebab itu hujan langit turun punya....Tuhan punya Pasal..

All Reporters : KNNBCCB...

Najib : Change Lifestyle

Today's Star headline, Najib tells Malaysian to adapt to higher fuel prices. Here is how the news go...

Najib : Malaysian, all of you have got to change your lifestyle and adapt to the 'inevitable' fuel price increase.

Beng : Why should we change our lifestyle ler?

Najib : O...Such changes in lifestyle should be made so that even if there were increase in fuel prices, Malaysians will be able to continue having the "good quality" and "comforts of life" which they have been enjoying.

Beng : But how can we (although very few Malaysians did) enjoy our life ler since you are increasing the fuel price?

Najib : Pretty simple, you should use our 'on-time' and 'high quality' public transport. For example, our Putra LRT is famous for its 'spacious' couch or our KeretapiTanahMelayu famous for its 'on-time' and 'maintenance free' service or even our KL Monorail whose tyre are so 'securely' fixed and won't fall on you.

Beng : But many Malaysians including me are unsatisfied with the public transport ler...that's why we bought a car.

Najib : Don't worry, the savings gained from the fuel subsidies would be used to set up a fund to enhance our public transport system.

Beng : (yet another government fund)O...But government also said this morning that they don't allow Bus/Lorry/Taxi to increase price wor..

Najib : Yeah la...if they increase price...this will add burden to the citizens..

Beng : (Government can increase price, inferior citizens cannot, you play all lar..) But how can they support their livings since the fuel price has gone up.

Najib : Aiyo....why you have so many questions..? I am not free lar....talk to you next time

Beng : KNN...

Oil Price Hike 2

Yeah...another story on the night when everybody was rushing to fill up their tanks. My friend was one of them also. Here is how the story goes...

Friend : (Was busy pumping petrol into her tank, oops, the tank of her car) Yeah..the usual Angkat-Masuk-Picit.

Uncle : Hey, why you pump so slow one? Kin le, I have many cars at home waiting for me.

Friend : (Starting to feel how ridicule this uncle was) E.....What should I say?

Uncle : Ei...Nobody does it like you lar...so slow..

Friend : (Another speechless stare) Hell...there is only one way to pump petrol mar...(of course, my friend did not say this, if not, she would be lying in the hospital now)

Uncle : (Starting to get aggressive) Hei...my Kancil can 'put' RM80 petrol ler...why yours only RM30?

Friend : (Said it in heart)Wah, I bought the Kancil like this mar...I am not the one who designed my car's fuel tank ler...A Pek..

Uncle : (Continue mumbling)%&*#$&*&*@#

Friend : (Quickly filled up her tank and cabut)

Whoever read this, Don't you think this Uncle is very ridiculous for showing off :

1. His petrol filling skills which is so fast than the petrol station operator.

2. His BIG Kancil Fuel Tank which can fill up to RM80 of petrol.

3. His discrimination against the opposite sex, who can do nothing better than pumping petrol.

*ps to petrol station operator...next time you see a Gold Kancil drive into your kiosk..
you are going to have a additional RM50 income ler (80-30=RM50)...though GOD knows if his tank can really take that extra RM50 petrol...

hell..no...Maybe he is smuggling petrol for extra cents...call the police!!!

TaPao

One hungry night, I lazy to go out for supper. So I SMSed my friend to tapao for me.

SMS reads : Hey, TaPao 2 (TaPao=Chinese Big Bun with pork inside)

Ten minutes later, my friend came back.

Me : heyhey, here comes my supper.

Friend : Naa, RM 5. (Handing over the packet)

Me : Why so expensive one? Naik harga again ah..

Then I opened the packet and you guess what, I found 2 packets of Char Kuey Teow inside.

Me : I thought I SMS you tapao 2 TaPao.

Friend : Ya meh, I thought you asked for 2 BIG packets.

Me : (Speechless) Walan eh, you dunno I eat Char Kuey Teow will get sick ah..

Friend : Haha...sorry lar...

Lesson learnt = Use Chinese Character while SMSing to prevent confusion.

Hey..guess what...this friend of mine is actually the victim in that Kena Yam 1 story...revenge on me pulak...

Addon: Many ask why he tapao Char Kuey Teow and not other things...CKT is the only other food available at that place..

Kena Yam 1

The conversation took place in MSN messenger.

Friend : Hey, I heard you have bought a new swimming trunk and googles for RM110. Come, let's go swimming today!

Victim : Ai meh, Later lar...still early.(time was 3.30pm, whereas they planned to go at 4.30pm)

Friend : Don't Later, come now...kin..now!!

Victim : Going to Rain Liao....

Friend : Come now. Come Now.

Victim : Okay okay, I come now..

Five minutes later, Victim arrived at my house..starts drizzling outside..

Friend : Hey, it is raining outside ler...

Me : Don't worry, can swim one, no lightning mar

Friend : Don't want lar, I don't want to go liao.

Victim : Niaseng, ask me come so early and now don't want to go...

Friend : 'Yam' you cannot ah..

Victim : Niaseng

Why St Annes New Church was built?

One fine day during my friend secondary school years, he was playing soccer in the field beside the old church.

Friend : (Happily passing the ball around and having lots of fun)

Priest : Hey, who asked you to play soccer here...go go go ..play in other place.

Friend : Lanjiao...I was playing here since I was a baby (Obviously the priest was new there)

Priest : (Shocked, Speechless)

From that day onwards, my friend dares not go to that church anymore..hahaha..he told me that he formed his own church, and he become the tips giver(soccer match tips), and continue to contribute to the church in his way..

Somehow, few months later, in order to prevent my friend to become national footballer, the priest built a new church on the field that my friend had played in.

*ps...no offence to Christian community, just a joke among my friends...