Friend's lecturer

This is a story told by my friend..about her lecturer lar..

1st - during PSM presentation

AB : Eh...How you get this data ?

AB : Low good or High Good?

Student : (Speechless)

AB : (Checked back) O....sorry har...

Student : (Kek sei) kek = hold the gas, sei =die, kek sei = hold the breath until die


2nd - During lecture..AB is teaching Biosensor..

AB's is writing some notes on the white board and his students are copying...

Friend : Eh...Dr..My sensor can't sense your handwriting ler..

AB : Laugh...

After half an hour of copying,

Students : Aiyo...Penat o...

AB : (Pretend not to hear it, continue copying)

Students : (Fed up and gave up copying)

AB : (Mumbled to himself, checked his watch) Aiyo...you all tak penat, I pun nak berhenti la..I sudah penat...


3rd - Taking notes

Students : Dr..tak boleh nampak tulisan le...

AB : Siapa suruh kamu duduk belakang...ur problem....mata ada masalah..

Students : Kek sei again...


4th - PSM meeting

AB : (Quarrel with his wife on the handphone) <>?#$@$^&^&*%

Student : Eh...Dr...gaduh ar?

AB : Yala...dia sendiri yang cari pasal...(dia = his wife)

Student : (Whispered) Siao...